1, 2, the headlines rolled through. 3, 4 Horsemen at your door. Apocalypse now!

If this heat lingers,
I'm afraid I will wilted,
And die...
A horrific mummified death.

OMFG!!! It's so gorram HOT! [And I definitely don't mean it in a Paris Hilton's way.]

Oh, the heat!!
**flails a la Elizabeth Swann mode**