Drink up me hearty, yo ho!
WARNING: MANY SPOILERS WITHIN!!
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...throwing out a few dots for wandering eyes and innocent brains. Do not read on or scroll down if you do not want spoilers!
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I walked out of the theater, and the first thing that came out of my mouth was "That was very disappointing."
I take it back.
After a long 3 years wait, PotC:2 finally hit the theater. I expected the world, the father of all adventurous tales ever told. PotC:1 was perfect in every way. The fact that I still think that, would suggest that the second movie is less favorable amoung the two. Was it bad? No, it just wasn't as good. In such way, yes, it was disappointing. But would I see it again? Abso-fucking-lutely!!
It was delightful and extremely funny.
The running jokes from the first movie made my breath hitched. The breaking of the candleholder made me rolled my eyes for the sheer lameness, yet I laughed, nonetheless. The jailers whistling at Elizabeth caught me off guard in a funny-weird not a funny-haha way. Jack and his "Why is the rum gone" were followed by "why is the rum always gone". It was funny the first time, predictable yet expected on the second round. Singapore is getting curiouser and curiouser. "Hello poppet" was still cute and I snickered at the sea-turtles response from Will. Will got slapped by the two wenches at Tortuga was a Kodak moment. I laughed out loud at the recurring eunuch joke.
Click, click. Balls. Licky licky. Eunuch. Snip, snip!!
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!1
The sudden momentary gross imagery of certain scenes made me wonder how many kids walked out of the theaters - developing a certain paranoia toward big black birds and a few species of shellfish – scared for life.
The opening scene was a big cartwheel of OMGWTF! The rain. The teacup. The statuette wet lump of Elizabride. I was completely annoyed by the time the movie flashback to the bit when the wedding was raided by Lord What's his face. Where is my Norrington? Why is my Norri-poo not here? He's in the movie. I've seen pictures. I've seen the trailer. What did you do to my Norrilove? And both Elizabeth and Will were supposedly arrested, yet why is the Bridezabeth sat, soaked in the sodding rain. Whoop! Whoop! Give me an EH?!!
Tortuga felt more grand, full of excitements, in the first movie. What I remembered of Dead Man's Tortuga was the tavern fight and the pigpen. Norrington was there. Hooray for Norri's screen time. He was drunk. He was adorable looking all piracy and stuff!
The swinging human-bone cage balls. I ♥ The Swinging Human-Bone Cage Balls. I want one in my bedroom!!
Bar-B-Q! Bounce. Bounce. Fruit salad Bar-B-Q!!!!111 Hahaha!!!!11
The threesome sword fight tickled my organs that could only be explained behind closed doors.
Why is the monkey remained undead?
Orlando Bloom turned to a stranger I never knew. Neither The Elf or The Will Turner. Who is this little boy all grown up playing Master Commander to the Black Pearl?
Jack's staggering turns annoying at times. Oh, out with it. Would you just get to the point? Though, maybe that is the point. Johnny Depp's Sparrow feels redundant, swaggers swaggers sways sways, yet I cannot get enough. Jack is neither a good man nor a bad man. Jack is only but a surviving man. You'll never know what he is going to do. And when he does it – predictable as it may – it still surprises you.
Elizabeth is TEH MAN!!!!!!1 Keira Knightley is more manly than both Jack and Will combined. Elizabeth's tantrum on the sandbar was classic. "No!" is the new black.
Tom Hollander's Lord what's-his-face is love! I'm beginning to accept my powder-wig fetish. I blamed the vanilla icecream cone kink.
The Tia was great. Tia was perfect and pretty, even with her dirty mouth and her un-understandable accent – which was also annoying because I'm trying to follow the dialogue, you see? Nevertheless, Tia was magnificent!
Davie Jones is one big woobie love. The pop pop of his mouth is muchly adored. I want to marry his upper lip.
Norrington! O my commodore-turns-pirate Norrington. No more powder-wig for the sexy Norri-poo. James now decorated with his manly scruffy look. Bloody pirate, he is. I am falling head over heel.
Jack and Elizabeth moment was rather entertaining in the Black Pearl. Jack and Elizabeth moment was rather disturbing in the Dead Man's.
Jack and Tia moment was nothing short of magical!
"This is a jar of dirt."
"Yes"
"This jar of dirt is going to help?"
"If you don’t want it, give it back."
"NO!"
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WHOOP! WHOOP!!
It's a shame to say Will and Elizabeth has no sparks. Come to think of it, I don't remember Will having any sparks with any one, period. He is pretty, though. Will shines all by himself. Sparky. Sparky.
Although, I did see an Elizabeth and Pirate Norrington moment. They shall make many pretty pirate babies.
I am sad that many of the Pearl's crewmembers did not come back. I do miss Anamarie and that big burly – but hot – bad boy.
Barbossa is back!! Barbossa is back!!! Give me a Whoop! Whoop!!
I did not notice the necklace Tia was wearing and certainly did not see the likeliness of the said necklace to the one of Davie Jones. I didn't notice Barbossa's legs and boots in Tia's home where the monkey jumped off to and I certainly did not notice that it was Barbosa's hat that Jack picked up a few minutes earlier.
It was very unsatisfying when I was handed the "to be continue" ending. I was expecting some sort of closure. A possibility of a new chapter, yes. An out right blasphemy of a cliff hanger, no. I thought I signed up for 3 story lines, not 2: one 2-hour long and the other 4-hour.
Dead Man's Chest could have been bigger and brighter. Though it has many spurs of funny moments, I find the plot a little on the weak side and the movie as a whole not as exciting as the Black Pearl. Dead Man's Curse may not be as perfect in every way as the Black Pearl, I will have to say that I do find it funnier.
Is it time for the Third, yet?
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...throwing out a few dots for wandering eyes and innocent brains. Do not read on or scroll down if you do not want spoilers!
.
..
...
I walked out of the theater, and the first thing that came out of my mouth was "That was very disappointing."
I take it back.
After a long 3 years wait, PotC:2 finally hit the theater. I expected the world, the father of all adventurous tales ever told. PotC:1 was perfect in every way. The fact that I still think that, would suggest that the second movie is less favorable amoung the two. Was it bad? No, it just wasn't as good. In such way, yes, it was disappointing. But would I see it again? Abso-fucking-lutely!!
It was delightful and extremely funny.
The running jokes from the first movie made my breath hitched. The breaking of the candleholder made me rolled my eyes for the sheer lameness, yet I laughed, nonetheless. The jailers whistling at Elizabeth caught me off guard in a funny-weird not a funny-haha way. Jack and his "Why is the rum gone" were followed by "why is the rum always gone". It was funny the first time, predictable yet expected on the second round. Singapore is getting curiouser and curiouser. "Hello poppet" was still cute and I snickered at the sea-turtles response from Will. Will got slapped by the two wenches at Tortuga was a Kodak moment. I laughed out loud at the recurring eunuch joke.
Click, click. Balls. Licky licky. Eunuch. Snip, snip!!
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!1
The sudden momentary gross imagery of certain scenes made me wonder how many kids walked out of the theaters - developing a certain paranoia toward big black birds and a few species of shellfish – scared for life.
The opening scene was a big cartwheel of OMGWTF! The rain. The teacup. The statuette wet lump of Elizabride. I was completely annoyed by the time the movie flashback to the bit when the wedding was raided by Lord What's his face. Where is my Norrington? Why is my Norri-poo not here? He's in the movie. I've seen pictures. I've seen the trailer. What did you do to my Norrilove? And both Elizabeth and Will were supposedly arrested, yet why is the Bridezabeth sat, soaked in the sodding rain. Whoop! Whoop! Give me an EH?!!
Tortuga felt more grand, full of excitements, in the first movie. What I remembered of Dead Man's Tortuga was the tavern fight and the pigpen. Norrington was there. Hooray for Norri's screen time. He was drunk. He was adorable looking all piracy and stuff!
The swinging human-bone cage balls. I ♥ The Swinging Human-Bone Cage Balls. I want one in my bedroom!!
Bar-B-Q! Bounce. Bounce. Fruit salad Bar-B-Q!!!!111 Hahaha!!!!11
The threesome sword fight tickled my organs that could only be explained behind closed doors.
Why is the monkey remained undead?
Orlando Bloom turned to a stranger I never knew. Neither The Elf or The Will Turner. Who is this little boy all grown up playing Master Commander to the Black Pearl?
Jack's staggering turns annoying at times. Oh, out with it. Would you just get to the point? Though, maybe that is the point. Johnny Depp's Sparrow feels redundant, swaggers swaggers sways sways, yet I cannot get enough. Jack is neither a good man nor a bad man. Jack is only but a surviving man. You'll never know what he is going to do. And when he does it – predictable as it may – it still surprises you.
Elizabeth is TEH MAN!!!!!!1 Keira Knightley is more manly than both Jack and Will combined. Elizabeth's tantrum on the sandbar was classic. "No!" is the new black.
Tom Hollander's Lord what's-his-face is love! I'm beginning to accept my powder-wig fetish. I blamed the vanilla icecream cone kink.
The Tia was great. Tia was perfect and pretty, even with her dirty mouth and her un-understandable accent – which was also annoying because I'm trying to follow the dialogue, you see? Nevertheless, Tia was magnificent!
Davie Jones is one big woobie love. The pop pop of his mouth is muchly adored. I want to marry his upper lip.
Norrington! O my commodore-turns-pirate Norrington. No more powder-wig for the sexy Norri-poo. James now decorated with his manly scruffy look. Bloody pirate, he is. I am falling head over heel.
Jack and Elizabeth moment was rather entertaining in the Black Pearl. Jack and Elizabeth moment was rather disturbing in the Dead Man's.
Jack and Tia moment was nothing short of magical!
"This is a jar of dirt."
"Yes"
"This jar of dirt is going to help?"
"If you don’t want it, give it back."
"NO!"
...
WHOOP! WHOOP!!
It's a shame to say Will and Elizabeth has no sparks. Come to think of it, I don't remember Will having any sparks with any one, period. He is pretty, though. Will shines all by himself. Sparky. Sparky.
Although, I did see an Elizabeth and Pirate Norrington moment. They shall make many pretty pirate babies.
I am sad that many of the Pearl's crewmembers did not come back. I do miss Anamarie and that big burly – but hot – bad boy.
Barbossa is back!! Barbossa is back!!! Give me a Whoop! Whoop!!
I did not notice the necklace Tia was wearing and certainly did not see the likeliness of the said necklace to the one of Davie Jones. I didn't notice Barbossa's legs and boots in Tia's home where the monkey jumped off to and I certainly did not notice that it was Barbosa's hat that Jack picked up a few minutes earlier.
It was very unsatisfying when I was handed the "to be continue" ending. I was expecting some sort of closure. A possibility of a new chapter, yes. An out right blasphemy of a cliff hanger, no. I thought I signed up for 3 story lines, not 2: one 2-hour long and the other 4-hour.
Dead Man's Chest could have been bigger and brighter. Though it has many spurs of funny moments, I find the plot a little on the weak side and the movie as a whole not as exciting as the Black Pearl. Dead Man's Curse may not be as perfect in every way as the Black Pearl, I will have to say that I do find it funnier.
Is it time for the Third, yet?
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