Forgive me father for I have sinn.

His eyes are the color of smokey-sky. Why, oh why, must he be a member of the crackpots? Why, why, why? *insert dramatic flailing here*

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Apologies, channeling muse here. Romeo and Juliet did this to me!

O Puritan, Puritan! wherefore art thou Puritan?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I'll no longer be a Sconette.

Hahaha!! Classic! Can't wait until the family found out Wench Trouble strikes again.