Has my village call for their missing idiot, yet?

I am a Warrior's Daughter. I am the River's Child.

It appears that Father is back on the Horizon, I am regaining my strength and no longer a weeping emo bundle of poo. Let us wear crimson daggers and clicketh our heels together.

Mother cradled me with her soothing whisper of gentle raindrops last night. Legends had it that when she cries, our wishes are granted.

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You know? I just realized this today.

They said communication is the universal problem-solvent.

True as that maybe. No one said anything about the Communication having to be Verbal.

Duh!