Hear ye, hear ye!!!

I AM NOT A PAINTING FAIRY. Nor am I an elf, an imp, a pixie, a leprechaun, a gnome or a goblin.

PIRATE! M'earties. I be bloody Pirate.
Privateer, Buccaneer, Marooner, PIRATE!

Mayhaps I hold a paintbrush to touch up the colors of our lady The Praedonis more than once or twice, 'tis no way constitute me be a Painting Fairy.

Any man doest still believe in the Painting Fairy shall have my cutlass to answer to. Heathens!