Playing Dead

Look! See? I'm not moving. I'm on the floor. See?

Dead as a doornail. Whatever that means.

So, you just be on your way. Pay no mind here. Just a corpse. See? Not moving.

I'm very good.

Just carry on. Don't stop. Don't come any closer.

BECAUSE I SWEAR IF I HAVE TO GET OFF MY LAZY ASS AND DEFEND MYSELF, I WILL SHOW YOU THERE ARE THINGS WORST THAN DEATH.

After all, death is just another door to another place.

emo: Gorram, I am tired.