Last entry of the year, good night 2005.
A'ight! After much holding hand from friends – reality friends, internet friends, and imaginary friends – the panic attack has been tamed somewhat. So far, we have distractions by an orgy, two cabin-boys, three pretty virgins sacrifice and showering of presents [expected to arrive next week.] I feel muchly loved.
Even with all the ups and downs through the year, it was a great 2005. And I know that 2006 will bring even greater things. I just...KNOW.
Sailing home to see Poppa may not be as bad as I feared. Poppa, after all, is a very busy man. Maybe he'll send one of his men to take care of me. Maybe the man will be hot and sexy. Maybe I'll be able to molest the said hot and sexy man. Maybe I'll have my wicked ways. In all, I am – if nothing else – my father’s daughter. Everything is going to be A-okay! Even if the hot and sexy escort didn't happen, the Captain has advised me to think of the cabin-boys waiting aboard the Praedonis whence I return from the journey.
To all my heroes, you know who you are, thank you for another wonderful year. And for the rest of you, as one wise – and full of knowledge, you know who you are – friend said, "F*@# THEM ALL!"* Ladies and gentlemen, we are having a year-long orgy. Live. Drink. And be Merry!
Happy 2006!!!
*Disclaimer: Wise and knowledgeable friend's word may be used out of context through obscured interpretation. Try squinting your eyes and cock your head to the left to get my morbid perspective. Kthxbi.
Even with all the ups and downs through the year, it was a great 2005. And I know that 2006 will bring even greater things. I just...KNOW.
Sailing home to see Poppa may not be as bad as I feared. Poppa, after all, is a very busy man. Maybe he'll send one of his men to take care of me. Maybe the man will be hot and sexy. Maybe I'll be able to molest the said hot and sexy man. Maybe I'll have my wicked ways. In all, I am – if nothing else – my father’s daughter. Everything is going to be A-okay! Even if the hot and sexy escort didn't happen, the Captain has advised me to think of the cabin-boys waiting aboard the Praedonis whence I return from the journey.
To all my heroes, you know who you are, thank you for another wonderful year. And for the rest of you, as one wise – and full of knowledge, you know who you are – friend said, "F*@# THEM ALL!"* Ladies and gentlemen, we are having a year-long orgy. Live. Drink. And be Merry!
Happy 2006!!!
*Disclaimer: Wise and knowledgeable friend's word may be used out of context through obscured interpretation. Try squinting your eyes and cock your head to the left to get my morbid perspective. Kthxbi.
posted by Whitney @ 8:09 PM
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