Let's lay it all out on the table.

"How about Cock-a-Leeky to start with, then we'll do Bangers & Mash and we'll finish things off with some nice warm Spotted Dick?"

O.o

I feel like I'm in the middle of a porn movie's hot set. However, in reality, I'm sitting in a comfortable chair in a nice cozy family restaurant. And yes, these are real common food names. I find that extremely intriguing. Like, who came up with these names? Did someone, in the kitchen one day, spilled a cup of rasins into the sponge-cake mix and goes, "Hmmm, that reminds me of something I saw before, let's call it 'Spotted Dick.'? OMG! Genius!!

I think I'll be going back to this restaurant soon. I've got my eyes on the Toad-in-a-hole and the Rarebits.


Well, you *are* what you eat, after all!