Heaven cannot save me. My only way out is through hell.

Last night, I was led to the Underworld by two serpents.

I realized my forbidden fruit is not the apple. It is the pomegranate. Think well before you mock me. I may decide to humor myself and it will shock you out of your existence.

I see things people don't see. I know things too terrifying to mention. I am no longer afraid of the shadow. I can drag out your dark essence and slam it back in your face.

It is hilarious to see people getting exactly what they want.

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The force is with me. Welcome to the "Dark Side".