Hear ye, hear ye!!!

I AM NOT A PAINTING FAIRY. Nor am I an elf, an imp, a pixie, a leprechaun, a gnome or a goblin.

PIRATE! M'earties. I be bloody Pirate.
Privateer, Buccaneer, Marooner, PIRATE!

Mayhaps I hold a paintbrush to touch up the colors of our lady The Praedonis more than once or twice, 'tis no way constitute me be a Painting Fairy.

Any man doest still believe in the Painting Fairy shall have my cutlass to answer to. Heathens!

Drink Up Me Hearties, Yo Ho.

I am in love with a pirate name Jose. Bless the Spaniards for they look damn fine in kohl.

Well, enough with the update. Me and Jose, we got pirate beeeezness to take care of.

Anon.

Maybe you're the pain I'm looking for.

Hello Wednesday,

Did not get tattoo last night for the parlor was close. Which is unexpected for I thought many young lovers would go to tattoo shop to permanently advertise their love in real ink.

Well, I guess I thought wrong.

Will go back for the cupid, later. Maybe.

Cupid, please!

Happy 's Day, everyone!

I'm thinking of getting a tattoo today. I fell in love with a cupid, the last time I went to the tattoo parlor. I think I want to adopt him permanently, well, at least this life-time.

Wot? We, pirates, are known for our tatts, y'know?

Dun-dunn-dan da-dann Batman. Batman. Batmann..

Yo-ho yo-ho!! It's good to be back, sweethearts.

Batman strikes again. Paul Bettany to join the bat!crew. Kiddies, it Paul "ohgodhotlips" Bettany, yo!

>_>

I think it's time to dig out Knight's Tale for movie night.