Drama Queen strikes again.

In this place, I feel smaller and smaller by the minute.

My voice is too annoying.
I smell like garlic. O_o
I'm too whiny.

These all coming from one person. I think she really hates me.

In defense of myself.
1. I have loud booming voice and I'm really proud of it.
2. I don't smell like garlic. I checked with 2 people - who does not hate me.
3. I'm not whiny. I complain in a high pitch voice under the dramatical light.

Bugger this! This is not elementary school anymore. Stop pulling my pigtails. I need to be told i'm loved. I need hugs. I NEED VODKA!

I'm done feeling small and insignificant. The Drama Queen strikes back!

Lalala...

I'm having dinner with Shakespeare tonight. I'm so excited.
These dead people are just too funny.
Henry VIII is still my favorite, though.

XD

Lalala...

AND...i ma nto drunjk, umkayy??! Notte yhet.

OMGWTFBBQ!!!!11!1

I was supposed to be making an entry on the last sin. Gluttony. However, gluttony shall wait for I must interrupt the program because of an on-going conversation for the past 2 weeks about the modern day lacking of common sense and what I saw in the market last night:


On a milk container:

'Pasteurized homogenized semi-skimmed milk.'

Right under that, in thick, red print: 'Allergy advice: Contains milk.'


O_o Like, hello??

COMMON SENSE, PEOPLE!! It's not really *that* hard, is it?

Wrath

Ah, wrath, my favorite sin. Wrath is a real emotion. Wrath is mine.

On that subject, I finally figured it out that wrath has a lot to do with pride, for me. I like to be helped. I have no problem asking for help if the to-be-helper offers help without any strings...

...OR F*CKING 500 QUESTIONS ON HOW OR WHY I AM SO INCOMPETENT THAT I MUST ENLIST HELP...

Especially when such a person have no f*ucking reality of what is needed or how time consuming the task is.

Fuck you and your Schadenfreude lack-wit mockary of a helping hand!!!

...

Other then that, help is good. Help is lovely. I like being helped. Spoiled me rotten and I'll follow you home and curl at your feet all day long.

Well...that's wrath for you. Now, excuse me while I go sulk dramatically and destroy some unknow village near the Nile.

I'm a hedonist, baby, not a sinner.

We interrupted the 7 sins program to bring you this mind bending extremely interesting message.

Believe it or not you can read it.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt !!!

HahaHAA!! Fear not the typos, kiddos!

IMHO, I think this has a lot to do with the internet age. Typos, net speak, 1337 5p34k, web acronyms and chat abbreviations may be the main contributions for this movement. If you know anyone who is not so "internet-based", have them read it, please. And let me know if my theory can be proven false.

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Next time, we'll pick up on Gluttony and, my favorite, Wrath. Well, hopefully, if I don't get sidetrack first. Heh.

ETA: Also, since we are on the subject of words and all, how about a meme?

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Lust

It has been a recent development - since last weekend when the Rennies told me what it actually implies - but every time someone says the F-word within the vicinity of my earshot.

I start humming Greensleeves.

::checks for remaining brain-cells:: Dear Lord, it appears that Splich left lost her mind in the gutter. XD

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