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"Sex...could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you’re lifting three times your body weight. It’s violent, it’s ugly, and it’s messy, and if God hadn’t made it unbelievably fun… the human race would have died out eons ago. [small pause] Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. You know that women can have an hour-long orgasm?" - House, Fox Channel. Tuesday, March 8, 2005.

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translates roughly into in Lehman's term:
OMFG! Pass the tissue please!!!11!1

That’s uber!HAWT, yo!

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In other news, OMG! I've been neglecting my beautiful blog. My blog must be lonely. I shall change profile and stuff so my blog will know I love it AND I am paying attention to it. Pretty, pretty blog. Lalala...

PS - Mr. Teaspoon, Sir, I updated my bloggy after half a month! oh, the shame!! Aren't you proud of me?? ::beams::