Because I'm bored and also on cut-n-paste spammage high.
Let's play a game.
Apperently bloggers are movies people. So, come, don't be shy, name these quotes. I'll come back to this post and add the answer to them all on Friday. Yah?
1. Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to get colonized by. We're ruled by effete assholes.
2. You know, I've tried all sorts of moisturizers. I even went fragrance free for a whole year. Now my sister, she uses some kind of uh... uh... uh... uh... aloe vera with a little sunscreen in it, and ideally, we should all wear gloves when going to bed, but I found out that that creates a kind of an interference with my... social agenda, you know what I mean.
3. Drug dealers wouldn't be caught dead in those polyester rags.
4. Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is shit but, hey, I'm in a police station.
5. I'll tell you one thing. Men are bastards. After about ten minutes I wanted to cut my *own* penis off with a kitchen knife.
6. Look at that one there. Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. It's as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else.
7. Yippie-kay-yay motherfucker
8. Where is this "love"? I can't see it, I can't touch it. I can't feel it. I can hear it. I can hear some words, but I can't do anything with your easy words.
9. My only shot at ever being in a gang fight and all I get is one stitch? Chris is gonna think I'm a total failure!
10. I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.
11. There's no right, there's no wrong, there's only popular opinion.
12. Supercalifrajalisticexpialidocious.
Bonus:
13. Look, Your Worshipfulness, let's get one thing straight. I take orders from just one person: me
14. No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die.
Apperently bloggers are movies people. So, come, don't be shy, name these quotes. I'll come back to this post and add the answer to them all on Friday. Yah?
1. Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to get colonized by. We're ruled by effete assholes.
2. You know, I've tried all sorts of moisturizers. I even went fragrance free for a whole year. Now my sister, she uses some kind of uh... uh... uh... uh... aloe vera with a little sunscreen in it, and ideally, we should all wear gloves when going to bed, but I found out that that creates a kind of an interference with my... social agenda, you know what I mean.
3. Drug dealers wouldn't be caught dead in those polyester rags.
4. Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is shit but, hey, I'm in a police station.
5. I'll tell you one thing. Men are bastards. After about ten minutes I wanted to cut my *own* penis off with a kitchen knife.
6. Look at that one there. Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. It's as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else.
7. Yippie-kay-yay motherfucker
8. Where is this "love"? I can't see it, I can't touch it. I can't feel it. I can hear it. I can hear some words, but I can't do anything with your easy words.
9. My only shot at ever being in a gang fight and all I get is one stitch? Chris is gonna think I'm a total failure!
10. I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.
11. There's no right, there's no wrong, there's only popular opinion.
12. Supercalifrajalisticexpialidocious.
Bonus:
13. Look, Your Worshipfulness, let's get one thing straight. I take orders from just one person: me
14. No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die.
posted by Whitney @ 3:42 PM
1 Comments:
At 5:26 PM,
A Concerned Citizen said…
okay I should be much better at this, and i recognize just about all of them but can't quite get them all out, but here goes.
1. TRAINSPOTTING (Rent-boy)
2. OCEAN'S ELEVEN (Frank to the Car Salesman)
3. ?
4. THE USUAL SUSPECTS (?Virgel? I think that was his name at the time.)
5. ?
6. LOCK STOCK AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS (Bacon)
7. DIE HARD (John McKlane)
8. ?
9. ?
10. OFFICE SPACE (That guy to Jennifer Aniston's character)
11. TWELVE MONKEYS (?Brad Pitts character?)
12. MARY POPPINS (Mary Poppins)
13. STAR WARS - EMPIRE STRIKES BACK (Han to Leia)
14. JAMES BOND - GOLDFINGER (Goldfinger to JB while he lay ties down to a metal slab and a laser is setting up to cut him in half.)
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